Top 5 Energy Drink Names
Well I have done over 50 Energy Drink Ratings so I thought I would give my take on the top 5 Energy Drink Names. There is no real scientific data to back this up. This is just one fanactics opinion on funny and stupid names for energy drinks! Feel free to chime in if I missed one you think is funny, stupid or just plain ridiculous.
1) Bong Water Energy Drink - Although I don't think the drink exists
anymore the name itself is just plain stupid. Would you go out and buy a drink with this name? Sure sounds like it tastes good. (not saying that I have ever tasted bong water)
2) Sum Poosie - Just add sexual pun before using the energy drinks name. You get the picture.
3) Bawls - Actually a pretty impressive drink, but you can't help think of the funny innuendos to go with this one.
4) Kronik - This could go either way... When I think of Kronik now, I think of the energy I wouldn't have... OR .... After smoking kronik.... Man I got some cotton mouth, go get me a Kronik.
5) Hair of the Dog - What better way than to market an energy drink. Apply it to a well known and well documented problem.... Hangovers!
6) Deep Throat - This one had to be added. The name pretty much speaks for itself.
Again these are just my top 5 Energy Drink names from the 50 or so I have tried. I am sure there are better ones out there as there are literally hundreds of energy drinks out there. So Chime in with your favorite!
1) Bong Water Energy Drink - Although I don't think the drink exists
anymore the name itself is just plain stupid. Would you go out and buy a drink with this name? Sure sounds like it tastes good. (not saying that I have ever tasted bong water)
2) Sum Poosie - Just add sexual pun before using the energy drinks name. You get the picture.
3) Bawls - Actually a pretty impressive drink, but you can't help think of the funny innuendos to go with this one.
4) Kronik - This could go either way... When I think of Kronik now, I think of the energy I wouldn't have... OR .... After smoking kronik.... Man I got some cotton mouth, go get me a Kronik.
5) Hair of the Dog - What better way than to market an energy drink. Apply it to a well known and well documented problem.... Hangovers!
6) Deep Throat - This one had to be added. The name pretty much speaks for itself.
Again these are just my top 5 Energy Drink names from the 50 or so I have tried. I am sure there are better ones out there as there are literally hundreds of energy drinks out there. So Chime in with your favorite!
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24 Comments:
Rockstars a literally the best energy drink that is on the market.
NO its not i think cocaine is
Yeah, I heard REDLINE packed the biggest punch and it was insane. Just
doing research on google that is. So that 5 hour energy thing makes you the most energetic as in go out of your mind energetic? Or the best drink to just make you energetic but not trembling insane?
Yeah, someone hit this up please.
5-Hour Energy - Most eneregetic without the insanity. No crash - 2 ounces, quick energy. Try the new lemon lime flavor, it's pretty good.
Oshburg
5 hour energy is the best ever no crash at all. Mx-500 is good but there is a crash so 5 hour energy.
its not even close "REDLINE" IS by far the most powerful energy drink out there ,, and the most dangerous. all the other so called energy drinks are a joke, red bull, monster, rockstar, full throttle, etc etc etc, i have tried them all
Have you tried Elixa 275ml energy drink it's going big in Australia Gold coast
elixa energy drink 275 ml is selling like crazy in some of Johannesburg's poor residential areas i.e. Hillbrow and Yeoville. Most of my clients who buy it are male who say it does something for thier sex life!!! Petronella
XP energy drink the best energy drink .we decide to drive the sahara of Algeria to wergla south East of Algeria but we need a boost our Friend from England recommend an USA product XP energy drink,slim can 8 oz helped us to be up and full of energy .the taste was great ,we have 3 different flavors .XP energy drink you are the best.
red bull by far
uh rockstar tastes like shit and doesn't have any kick. redbull tastes like shit and has no kick either. spike, cocaine, and my new favorite endo rush are alll awesome! redline is like trying to drink cough syrup >.<
spikes new shotgun as opposed to its classic shooter has 50 more mgs of caffine, an ever better taste, and a smoother energy rush!
Boink energy drink is the best one i've had, tastes like otter pops and has no caffiene. No crash or anything its good stuf.
I use UltraSHOT 1Shot Energy.
6 hours of the most vibrant energy with mental clarity and no crash and burn.
A totally healthy energy boost that is equal to 2 full servings of fruits and vegetables.
Product is loaded with vitamins, antioxidants, herbs for focus and vitality and amino acids for endurance. Contains no artificial ingredients, high sugars, or hype.
No artificial sweeteners, no artificial flavors, no artificial colors, no fat, no phenylalanine.
UltraSHOT is a healthy, natural energy boost that is good for you.
This product will be the ultimate choice for people looking for a healthy energy without the crash and burn.
And yes I have tried the 5 hour energy and it did leave me with a terrible crash. Can't believe everything on the label.
XXX energy drink is the tastiest, strongest and coolest design
love ittt
Caballo Negro(Black Horse) has a very good lemon lime flavor and gives plenty of kick. More than red bull or monster for sure!
What do people think of Beaver Buzz or Bulldog buzz?
Who has tried Thriller VODKA ENERGY DRINK? That shit is good
ENDORUSH
The best energy drink is Samedi by far
Mad Dog Energy Drink
GET A LIFE THICK-O
i think Monster is :)
Monster is the best I ever had every time I go to a store I buy that and a package of jack links jerky all the others are just nasty
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