1) Bong Water Energy Drink - Although I don't think the drink exists
anymore the name itself is just plain stupid. Would you go out and buy a drink with this name? Sure sounds like it tastes good. (not saying that I have ever tasted bong water)
2) Sum Poosie - Just add sexual pun before using the energy drinks name. You get the picture.
3) Bawls - Actually a pretty impressive drink, but you can't help think of the funny innuendos to go with this one.
4) Kronik - This could go either way... When I think of Kronik now, I think of the energy I wouldn't have... OR .... After smoking kronik.... Man I got some cotton mouth, go get me a Kronik.
5) Hair of the Dog - What better way than to market an energy drink. Apply it to a well known and well documented problem.... Hangovers!
6) Deep Throat - This one had to be added. The name pretty much speaks for itself.
Again these are just my top 5 Energy Drink names from the 50 or so I have tried. I am sure there are better ones out there as there are literally hundreds of energy drinks out there. So Chime in with your favorite!