Socko Energy Drink Review
Cost: $2.00
Cost Per Ounce: $0.13
Active Ingredients: Caffeine, Taurine, Guarana, Ginseng, Horny Goat Weed, B-Vitamins
Taste Rating: 7.5
Kick Rating: 8
Final Judgment Rating: 7.5
Energy Drink Ratings Explained
Socko Energy Drink Review
Alright I originally heard about the Socko Energy Drink when I heard that Hulk Hogan was introducing a new drink called Hulk Energy Drink. Since the drink was not out yet I figured I would get the next best thing and get a Socko Energy Drink. They are relatively easy to find, I found one at my local gas station. Well enough background and onto the review.
Socko Energy Drink Review: Taste
Socko it to me this freakin thing is sweeeeet. I might be exaggerating a little bit but this Socko energy drink is one of the sweetest drinks that I have ever tasted. This is not necessarily a bad thing except for that 16 ounces of pure sweet will probably give me gut rot. I hope the Hulk Energy Drink does not
taste this sweet. His should taste bitter and rough and should be the kind only hard asses drink, unless they are marketing it from the Hollywood Hogan days. If you like sweet tasting drinks this is one you will enjoy.
Another one you would enjoy is the 180 Energy Drink. I will give the original Socko Energy beverage review for taste an average 7.5. It is a little too sweet for my taste.
Socko Energy Drink Review: Kick
16 ounces of pure energy? Well not exactly but there is something in the ingredient list called horny goat weed. I Googled it and it is supposed to increase your sex drive. Well I am in college so I am always horny, this however, did not help me get laid. It did on the other hand leave me with a pretty decent kick. I will give the Socko energy beverage review for kick a nice 8. Not too shabby!
Socko Energy Drink Review: Final Judgment
The price is average for energy drinks, the flavor is sweet and the kick is decent but not over the top. Frankly I was expecting a little more from the company that will be releasing the Hulk Energy drink. Maybe they are saving the good stuff for him? Whatever, I will give this drink a final judgment rating of 7.5 only because the Hulk would come to my house and give me a leg drop if I gave it anything less.
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6 Comments:
I think Socko is one of the best out there! I found the taste light and refreshing not bitter or syrupy like so many others. I also thought the effect was just right..great boost not shaky.
I think it tastes like liquidized SweetTarts
I think Socko taste great, especially since it has no funny after taste like those other energy drinks.
Im the kind of guy who doesnt care much about things that might taste bad.. I can tolerate it, but after taking a sip of this drink if felt like drinking something your not sposed to.. my body was telling me that wasn't drinkable and I poured the rest out.. Maybe they call it socko cause It does in fact taste like Socks.. how would I know what socks taste like? My brother was pretty mean to me when we were younger.. But I got him back.. I bought him a Socko Energy Drink LOL
LOL Maurer. I have to admit that was pretty funny what you wrote.
SUPER Socko! It has a great green apple flavor. I'm gonna try the Socko Squeeze next time. No medicine-y aftertaste. Goes down smooth. Not bad at all.
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