Cost Per Ounce: $0.13
Active Ingredients: caffeine, B-Vitamins, Sugar, Taurine
Taste Rating: 8.5
Kick Rating: 6
Final Judgment Rating: 7.5
Energy Drink Ratings Explained
Kabbalah Energy Drink Review
I only tried it because Madonna came to me in a dream and told me to try it. Actually I saw this huge billboard that was advertising for the Kabbalah Energy Drink, so I thought I might as well give it a try. After all, Madonna is into Kabbalah and she is a celebrity. So it is safe to assume that celebrities drink
Kabbalah Energy drinks and if celebrities drink it I have to or I won't be cool. At least that is how I think it goes. Enough fluff, onto the good stuff.
Kabbalah Energy Drink Review: Taste
The design on the can was not too shabby so I was expecting good things from the Kabbalah energy drink. Basically Kabbalah is a carbonated citrus flavor drink that does not have a bad aftertaste like other energy beverages. A lot of drinks have an aftertaste that comes from all the vitamins and caffeine that they put in, Kabbalah didn't. I would have to give the Kabbalah Energy Drink review for taste a 8.5 out of 10 for it's good tasting citrus flavor.
Kabbalah Energy Drink Review: Kick
I was satisfied with the flavor but I think the special "Kabbalah water" that they supposedly put in these cans must have diluted some of the energy that I was supposed to get. Although this drink does have 1000 milligrams of taurine they are missing they must be missing the extra caffeine that tends to give you that kick in the ass to wake you up. The only thing that I got out of this drink was the sugar high and then a relatively fast crash. Overall I will give the Kabbalah drink review for kick a mediocre 6, it should last longer.
Kabbalah Energy Drink Review: Final Judgment
It tastes good but has little kick. The price is not too bad but they are not scoring many points in that category either. The only reason I am going to give it a final judgment of 7.5 is because Madonna came to me in a dream and told me too. Actually it is not as bad as it sounds, remember it tastes good but it is not
going to help you through an all night cram session, but it will make you look cool.
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