Well I have done over 50 Energy Drink Ratings so I thought I would give my take on the top 5 Energy Drink Names. There is no real scientific data to back this up. This is just one fanactics opinion on funny and stupid names for energy drinks! Feel free to chime in if I missed one you think is funny, stupid or just plain ridiculous.
1) Bong Water Energy Drink - Although I don't think the drink exists
anymore the name itself is just plain stupid. Would you go out and buy a drink with this name? Sure sounds like it tastes good. (not saying that I have ever tasted bong water)
2) Sum Poosie - Just add sexual pun before using the energy drinks name. You get the picture.
3) Bawls - Actually a pretty impressive drink, but you can't help think of the funny innuendos to go with this one.
4) Kronik - This could go either way... When I think of Kronik now, I think of the energy I wouldn't have... OR .... After smoking kronik.... Man I got some cotton mouth, go get me a Kronik.
5) Hair of the Dog - What better way than to market an energy drink. Apply it to a well known and well documented problem.... Hangovers!
6) Deep Throat - This one had to be added. The name pretty much speaks for itself.
Again these are just my top 5 Energy Drink names from the 50 or so I have tried. I am sure there are better ones out there as there are literally hundreds of energy drinks out there. So Chime in with your favorite!
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